Hiss the Cook Apron

Bring a little sass to your snacks with the official Snake Discovery “Hiss the Cook” Apron! As seen in our Thanksgiving videos, this 100% cotton apron features a bold snake-face graphic, “Hiss the Cook” text, and a double-pocket design for maximum utility—whether you're baking brownies or prepping rodents.

With adjustable black ties and a generous fit, it’s perfect for Noodle Fam members of all sizes who like to get hands-on in the kitchen, reptile room, or BBQ pit.

Details:

• Material: 100% Cotton
• Size: 38" tall x 29" wide
• Color: Natural cotton with black neck/tie straps
• Design:
  • “Hiss the Cook” text with a grumpy snake graphic
  • Green Snake Discovery logo on front pocket
• Features:
  • Roomy front pockets for tools or snacks
  • Lightweight and breathable
  • Machine washable (cold recommended)

Whether you’re cooking with crickets or flipping burgers, this apron keeps your clothes clean and your vibe 100% reptile-approved.